Trigger Point Massage

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Hands untie muscle knots with deep-tissue trigger-point massage and organic coconut oil

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Promotional value expires 90 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute deep-tissue trigger-point massage (up to a $70 value)
  • $70 for two 60-minute deep-tissue trigger-point massages (up to a $140 value)

Trigger Point Massage

Trigger Point Massage’s therapist, Alma Frankenstein, began her working life as a beekeeper on an organic farm. Though that job kept her isolated from other people, Alma says that it actually allowed her to learn certain skills that translate to her work as a massage therapist—skills such as being patient, maintaining quietude, and ensuring that people don’t smell too strongly of flowers. In both situations, the practitioner has to pay close attention to the needs of her subject, which can be communicated both verbally and nonverbally, through a carefully orchestrated dance.

Alma now works as a massage therapist who isn’t content to just foster relaxation; rather, she uses deep-tissue trigger-point therapy to unknot muscles that have been tightly wound by repetitive motion and strain, poor posture, and injury. With the help of unscented organic coconut oil, she un-kinks these muscles in a quiet room with live plants that flourish in the rays of natural light. A table warmer chases away the chill, and an electric fan adds a breeze on warm days.


Though Trigger Point Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Trigger Point Massage

Trigger Point Massage’s therapist, Alma Frankenstein, began her working life as a beekeeper on an organic farm. Though that job kept her isolated from other people, Alma says that it actually allowed her to learn certain skills that translate to her work as a massage therapist—skills such as being patient, maintaining quietude, and ensuring that people don’t smell too strongly of flowers. In both situations, the practitioner has to pay close attention to the needs of her subject, which can be communicated both verbally and nonverbally, through a carefully orchestrated dance.

Alma now works as a massage therapist who isn’t content to just foster relaxation; rather, she uses deep-tissue trigger-point therapy to unknot muscles that have been tightly wound by repetitive motion and strain, poor posture, and injury. With the help of unscented organic coconut oil, she un-kinks these muscles in a quiet room with live plants that flourish in the rays of natural light. A table warmer chases away the chill, and an electric fan adds a breeze on warm days.

Customer Reviews

Nice atmosphere in a well-decorated front room of apartment. I was comfortable and I appreciated the offering of water or tea. The massage was great.
Brookley H. · October 4, 2012
Alma is wonderful and very talented. She really knows how to work out the kinks.
Catherine H. · October 4, 2012
One of the best massages I've had.
Jerusha · October 3, 2012
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    Kerns

    209 Northeast 22nd Avenue

    Suite C

    Portland, OR 97232

    +17737460443

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