Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon to Trim and Tone Spa. Choose between two options:

• For $85, you get 10 VacuStep fat- and cellulite-reduction sessions (a $175 value).
• For $250, you get one VelaShape cellulite-reduction treatment (a $500 value).

Opened by husband and wife Shellie and John Misiorowski, Trim and Tone Spa shapes up feminine physiques with purifying and nonsurgical body-sculpting treatments. The VacuStep method is a fat-burning and cellulite-smoothing program that combines elliptical training with vacuum resistance, resulting in smoother body areas without the use of liposuction or threats of force from Richard Simmons. In a 30-minute session usually done three days a week, the elliptical machine gently safeguards fragile joints and maintains a constant heart rate in the target fat-burning zone while the vacuum pressure stimulates blood flow and lymph flow in muscles. Clients can begin to see results in four weeks, after which they'll be ready for denim swimsuit season.

A VelaShape treatment combines four different technologies—bipolar radio frequency, infrared light energy, vacuum pressure, and mechanical massage—to stimulate muscles and improve blood flow. The treatment results in smoother skin, and it relieves minor muscle aches, ensuring participants are loose enough to resume normal pole-vaulting activities. Clients can see results in as little as four sessions, during which a large applicator is used to buff out large areas and a smaller applicator runs over contoured areas, upper arms, and the abdomen to reduce fat deposits, cellulite buildup, and a reliance on shape-concealing beekeeper suits.