Dry cleaning was inspired by chinchillas, the adorable rodents that are too stupid to realize they are "bathing" in dust. Get a spotless coat with this Groupon.
- $15 for $30 worth of dry cleaning with pickup and delivery
The team at Triton Cleaners aims to take the guesswork out of laundry day with convenient pickup and delivery for dry cleaning and wash-and-fold services. After clients register online, staffers whisk away soiled articles and return them cleaned, folded, and smelling fresh as a daisy wearing antiperspirant. Payment methods are also a breath of fresh air, as customers can pay online through Triton's secure site.