Dry cleaning was inspired by chinchillas, the adorable rodents that are too stupid to realize they are “bathing” in dust. Get a spotless coat with this Groupon.
- $15 for $30 worth of dry cleaning with pickup and delivery <p>
The team at Triton Cleaners aims to take the guesswork out of laundry day with convenient pickup and delivery for dry cleaning and wash-and-fold services. After clients register online, staffers whisk away soiled articles and return them cleaned, folded, and smelling fresh as a daisy wearing antiperspirant. Payment methods are also a breath of fresh air, as customers can pay online through Triton's secure site.