The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $22, you get one full-service oil change with up to five quarts of oil and new wiper blades at Trophy Ford in Forsyth (a $44.95 total value).

Trophy Ford's experienced auto attendants keep vehicles road-ready and purring happily with Motorcraft 5W-20 synthetic-blend oil and a sharp set of water-wickers. In about 30 minutes, a mechanic funnels away used fluid, adds up to five quarts of new lubricating liquid, and completes a thorough inspection of your car's systems, components, and clown capacity (a $24.95 value). As auto-experts explore the vehicle's interior and exterior, they pinpoint the origin of any leaks and cracks beneath the hood or behind the tape deck. Outfitted with brand-new wiper blades (a $20 value), street schooners can enjoy streak-free visibility and a dramatic decline in barnacle buildup.