Humans have long defied the earth's tyrannical, day-dictating solar orb by inventing sun-shunning indoor tanning booths and naming our most precious homemade whiskeys after lunar rays. Free yourself from the sun’s fiery grip with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get your choice of a single session of spray tanning and a 3-ounce bottle of moisturizer (a $39.99 total value, tax included) or an unlimited 30-day pass for level-one UV tanning sessions at Tropical Island Tan (a $40 value, tax included).
Tropical Island Tan bestows a beachgoer’s glow on dough-colored dermises with half-hour sunless spray tans and relaxing pseudo-sun soaks in UV tanning beds. A quick and consistent HVLP spray system massages gold-thirsty skin with the firm hands of Midas, brushing a warm and even mist across the body in up to two coats. The Swoosh Sunless Tanning solution is formulated with a soothing aloe base, which is designed to coax skin into a state of ideal color retention and greatly reduce tanners’ chances of being mistaken for employees of magical chocolate factories. The sunless-tanning package also includes a 3-ounce bottle of moisturizer to slake parched membranes and sustain a sweetly brown summer shade for weeks (a $4.95 value).
Tropical Island Tan’s level-one tanning beds ensure a smooth and even tone in a series of 20-minute sessions. A friendly and experienced staff member can escort patrons to comfortable beds or standup booths, where they can effortlessly achieve and maintain a sun-kissed shade over the course of a month. A full range of lotions, accelerators, and moisturizers available for purchase can keep tans looking fresh without the nosy neighbors or judgmental topiaries of backyard sunbathing.
Tropical Island Tan
Behind the verdant palm fronds painted onto Tropical Island Tan’s front windows, three levels of UV beds and trained tanning technicians stand ready to impart skin with a summery hue. The staff loads up airbrushes with an aloe-based Swoosh Sunless tanning solution, then coats bodies in two layers of the spray to ensure full, long-lasting coverage in the face of swimming, showering, or napping in a fountain. Outside the private-tanning rooms, the staff displays Designer Skin, OC, and body butter products and helps tanners select the best regimen for their skin type and desired bronzing level.