What You'll Get
Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon: for $9, you get four smoothies at Tropical Smoothie Café, at either the Stafford or Fredericksburg location.
Tropical Smoothie Café's wholesome smoothies are filled to the gills with fresh fruit, juices, yogurt, chocolate, nuts, and healthful supplements, minimizing the crushing guilt of dessert consumption to a soft heartbeat emanating from the floorboards. Puréed potions ($4.59−$4.79) such as Pomegranate Plunge (pomegranate, banana, strawberries, cranberry) are stuffed with super fruit, and low-fat options, such as Mango Magic (mango, pineapple, non-fat yogurt), trick gullible taste buds into believing that they are traversing a candy factory full of whipped-cream lollipops. Supercharged smoothies are stocked with a healthy dose of supplements, such as the Kiwi Citrus Green Tea's antioxidant-laden matcha charge or the Muscle Blaster's whey or soy protein. Individual supplements can also be added to any other smoothie ($0.79 extra), boosting its magic points by +10.
Although there are no reviews for these particular locations, more than 35,000 Facebookers like Tropical Smoothie Café.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.