What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Tropicalaser. Choose from one of the following nine locations: Aventura, Boca Raton, Doral, Fort Lauderdale, North Kendall Drive in Miami, South Miami Avenue in Miami, Miami Lakes, Pembroke Pines, or Weston.
Tropicalaser’s medically supervised staff of laser hair specialists is armed with best-in-class technology: Alexandrite, Gyag, and Diode lasers from renowned companies such as Candela and Lumenis. Because this Groupon is good for the treatment of cheeks, areola, chin, ears, lip, front or back of neck, feet, hands, underarm, bikini line, or happy trail, these follicle-zappers can superbly smoothify almost any strand-stuffed space. Each session lasts only a few minutes, and, though laser hair removal is not necessarily painless, it is significantly less painful than the removal of a duct-tape moustache.
Tropicalaser‘s modern and luxurious facilities, cleaned to a shine only seen on gold-leafed indoor basketball courts, can put even the most anxious patient at ease. Most customers require six to eight sessions for best results and celebrate their hair liberation by waterskiing into the sunset.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Must activate by expiration date. Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Valid only at purchased location. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The folks behind Tropicalaser view laser hair removal as a necessity, not an indulgence. That's why, like a doctor's office, they try to accommodate as many clients as they can. To swiftly and safely shed unwanted hair, they use lasers from reputable companies such as Lumenis, Candela, and Cynosure. On-staff medical directors and laser technicians implement strict protocol to maintain responsible use. Laser-hair removal is available for both men and women, and the equipment Tropicalaser uses can accommodate all skin types. Other services offered include tattoo removal and skin rejuvenation treatments.