What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for the cheeks, areolas, chin, ears, lips, neckline, feet, hands, bikini line, or happy trail at Tropicalaser (up to a $550 value). Choose from six locations: Aventura, Boca Raton, Doral, North Kendall Drive in Miami, South Miami Avenue in Miami, or Miami Lakes.
Tropicalaser’s medically supervised staff is armed with best-in-class skin-smoothing technology, including Alexandrite, Gyag, and Diode lasers from renowned companies such as Candela and Lumenis. The top-notch tools facilitate follicle zappage from nearly any strand-stuffed space, and the gentle beam blasts are effective for all skin tones and hair hues.
Each session lasts only a few minutes, and though laser hair removal is not necessarily painless, it is significantly less painful than the removal of a duct-tape moustache. Tropicalaser‘s modern and luxurious facilities ease the minds of anxious clients, as the clinics are cleaned to a shine usually only seen in gold-leafed indoor basketball courts. Most customers require six to eight sessions for best results and celebrate their hair liberation by waterskiing into the sunset.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy 3 add'l as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. By appt. only. 24hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Must redeem first treatment by 12/7/11. New clients only. Valid for cheeks, breast, areola, chin, ears, lips, neck, under arms, feet, hands, bikini line, happy trail. May use 2 Groupons for same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The folks behind Tropicalaser view laser hair removal as a necessity, not an indulgence. That's why, like a doctor's office, they try to accommodate as many clients as they can. To swiftly and safely shed unwanted hair, they use lasers from reputable companies such as Lumenis, Candela, and Cynosure. On-staff medical directors and laser technicians implement strict protocol to maintain responsible use. Laser-hair removal is available for both men and women, and the equipment Tropicalaser uses can accommodate all skin types. Other services offered include tattoo removal and skin rejuvenation treatments.