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What You'll Get
Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a sure-fire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today’s Groupon to Troy Chiropractic Wellness & Massage Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get a 60-minute relaxation or deep-tissue massage with a foot massage and optional peppermint aromatherapy (a $95 value).
- For $95, you get three 60-minute relaxation or deep-tissue massages, each with a foot massage and optional peppermint aromatherapy (a $285 total value).
- For $175, you get five 60-minute relaxation or deep-tissue massages, each with a foot massage and optional peppermint aromatherapy (a $475 total value).
- For $49, you get three spinal-decompression treatments (a $195 value).<p>
Dr. Curtis Hoyt and the team at Troy Chiropractic Wellness & Massage Center ease tension and pressure of uptight muscles and spinal columns with a selection of body-balancing services. Massage-seeking clients recline for a 60-minute muscle kneading, which will proceed with the long, gentle strokes of the relaxation method or the firmer pressure necessary for unfurling deep-tissue tangles. Weary sinews release pent-up tension and lactic acid, and the circulatory system resumes flooding oxygen-deprived tissues with sweet arterial blood as the relaxation technician plies muscles with pressure, a foot massage, and guilt-tripping text messages. An optional aromatherapy treatment pairs with either relaxation or deep-tissue massages to add additional peppermint-scented soothing to sessions and sing cool lullabies to nostrils.
Spinal-decompression treatments begin with a consultation to unearth the nature of clients’ discomfort before three 15-minute treatments release pressure stored between disks. Chiropractors strap customers into a specialized belt that encircles the lower back, and the device is hooked up to a computer, with results appearing on a computer monitor for ease of analysis. As the decompression commences, vertebral strife evaporates and the data gradually takes the shape of a sofa floating through a cloud.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Evaluation required for Decompression option. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Troy Chiropractic Wellness & Massage Center
Dr. Curtis Hoyt and the team of licensed massage therapists at Troy Chiropractic Wellness & Massage Center ease uptight muscles with a selection of body-balancing services. Massage-seeking clients recline for a muscle kneading that proceeds with the long, gentle strokes of the relaxation method or the firmer pressure necessary for unfurling deep-tissue tangles. Chiropractic and decompression treatments unfurl corkscrewed spines and attempt to alleviate the chronic pains associated with degenerative disc disease. Specialized decompression tables send pulses through spines as a computer targets nerves pinched while exercising or discs scratched during overzealous DJ sets.