Ever since Thomas Edison cleared up his children's acute skin webs by soaking their flesh in rainbow-colored blasts of his Prism Cannon, the laser has become the focus of all Western medicine. Zap your cares away with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six sessions of laser hair removal at Troy Laser Center, up to a $660 value (taking into account a $100-off promotion on their website).
Go gunning for insurgent hair in your choice of the following locations: chin and lip, sideburns, underarms, bikini line, both sides of the neck, lower arms, or shoulders. A one-time $85 fee will grant you an upgrade for lower-leg treatments. Troy Laser Center's hair treatments are the last and best line of defense against the constant threat of delinquent follicles drunk on store-brand shampoo and hate. The center uses the intimidatingly named CoolGlide long-pulse Nd:YAG 1064 nm laser, featuring a longer wave of light, large spot size, and built-in copper cooling tip, which simultaneously lessens damage to the surrounding skin while providing a deeper penetration for more effective hair removal. The CoolGlide excels at treating both light- and dark-colored skin, including a-spectrum tones created in the Hulk Hogan Uber-Tan Chamber.
Troy Laser Center is a premier medical spa that specializes in treating the pinchably porous organic jumpsuit that Finnish Aborigines refer to as skin. Troy Laser Center is staffed by board-certified physicians as well as a certified aesthetician trained in laser procedures to provide a safe, calming, and quick procedure. Grab up to two Groupons to eradicate hair from two different areas.
This Groupon is available for new clients only and may be used only for hair removal from the locations listed above.
37450 Dequindre Rd.
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