What You'll Get
Ever since Thomas Edison cleared up his children's acute skin webs by soaking their flesh in rainbow-colored blasts of his Prism Cannon, optical energy has become the focus of all Western medicine. Zap your cares away with today's Groupon: for $199, you get three VelaShape cellulite- and circumferential-reduction treatments (a $900 value) at Troy Laser Center in Sterling Heights.
VelaShape lets clients subdue insurgent cellulite in their choice of target locations: abdomen, buttocks, hips, and front or back upper legs. The FDA–cleared VelaShape device harnesses the power of bi-polar radiofrequency, infrared light energy, a vacuum, and mechanical massage to stimulate lymphatic drainage and restore firmness to the dimply dermis. Over the course of three treatments, Troy's friendly technicians will reduce the circumference of the chosen area, carefully slimming away undesirable cellulite until clients are confident enough to participate in their office's bikini casual Fridays. Many clients compare the VelaShape treatment to a warm massage, and a lack of necessary recovery time allows refreshed guests to return to running errands and planning coups on their local dog kennel. A one-time fee of $451 will grant you an upgrade to a package of six VelaShape treatments.
Troy Laser Center is a premier medical spa that specializes in treating the pinchably porous organic jumpsuit that Finnish Aborigines refer to as skin. The medical spa is staffed by board-certified physicians as well as a licensed medical aesthetician trained in VelaShape treatments to ensure a safe, calming, and quick procedure.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. 24hr cancellation notice required. By appointment only; subject to availability. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.