Hair, like a house's outdated wallpaper, needs to be removed by a laser or it will keep growing back. Redecorate skin with today's Groupon to True Balance in Sherwood Park. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get three laser hair removal sessions on small skin areas (up to a $630 value, including HST).
• For $199, you get three laser hair removal sessions on medium skin areas (up to a $750 value).
• For $299, you get three laser hair removal sessions on large skin areas (up to a $1050 value).

A medical grade aesthetics clinic, True Balance employs a certified staff of experienced practitioners who utilize advanced laser technology to achieve long-term hair removal. To ensure a personalized treatment, clients consult and synchronize their wardrobe with a laser guru, who can then target unwanted skin forests on small areas like the underarms ($125/session), abdomen, upper lip, hands, feet, ears ($50/session), sideburns, chin, forehead, eyebrows, cheeks, or two inches of the bikini line ($200/session). Lasers can expunge follicles on medium-sized areas like the abdomen, forearm, upper arm, Brazilian line, buttocks, inner thigh, neck and shoulders; or can smooth skin along large body sections like the chest, back, lower leg, and upper leg. During the treatment, a triple tag team of Light Sheer Diode, IPL, and Palomar lasers flash rapid pulses of light that travel into each hair's pigment. The generated heat warms each follicle and destroys it, preventing it from growing future hair and leaving skin smooth. Like spray-painting an elephant, duration of each session will vary depending on the size of the area being treated. True Balance recommends four to eight sessions for the best results.