What You'll Get
Unkempt lawns quickly grow into concealing terrain, making them ideal hideouts for authority-evading guerrilla groups who spread public dissent with yellow grass spots and disrupting raccoon noises. Weed out weedy separatists with today’s Groupon. For $35, you get $70 worth of lawn maintenance from True Care Lawn Service. The lawn specialists will travel to yards in Marion, Hamilton, Johnson, Hancock, and Hendricks counties. Customers may get up to three Groupons per person but may use only one per transaction.
Just like a renowned chef, a well-maintained lawn needs access to sharp blades and hosts awesome barbecues. True Care Lawn Service provides customers with high-quality lawn maintenance that’s performed quickly, efficiently, and without the use of inconsistent cow grazing. All services include a free estimate, in which the experts at True Care assess the work at hand and determine an appropriate price. A mowed lawn generally costs around $35/hour, cleaned gutters around $80/hour, and debris cleanup around $65/hour.
Started in 2000 by Thomas Mills, True Care has remained successful by offering the most-thorough services around and leaving each lawn as immaculate as the day it rolled off the grass-delivery truck. With the help of an experienced staff of licensed professionals, lawn owners won't waste time and energy that could be better put toward fulfilling childhood dreams of joining the astronaut circus. The professional grass stylists at True Care will mow, edge, and spiff up lawns with a good-as-gold Green Thumb guarantee.
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a book by its author’s lawn, which shouldn’t be littered with unnecessary clutter and an unsettling collection of capybara ears. The friendly and skilled staff at True Care Lawn Service will transform scraggly lawns into fetching terrain that will catch the attention of French and German admirers, just like Alsace-Lorraine and DVD subtitles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per transaction. Hamilton, Johnson, Hendricks, Hancock, and Marion counties only. Not valid for snow removal. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.