Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (a $600 value) at True Laser, with locations in Janesville and at the Princeton Club Madison West health club in Madison. True Laser keeps up bodily morale with its selection of hair-removal and skin- rejuvenation services. Clients seeking a smoother skin pelt can whisper their follicular troubles into the experienced ear of a technician, who will soothe skins with a burst of cooling cryogen before blasting overgrowth—from areas such as the upper lip, bikini line, chin, and abdomen line—with the warm light of a long-pulse laser. During the procedure, clients may experience light pain similar to a rubber band snapping the skin or a Vladmir Putin love poem snapping the heart. A pre-treatment consultation will determine if more than three treatments are necessary to achieve desired results, which may vary with hair color and skin type.

This treatment is not effective on blond hair.