Gravity pummels bodies on a daily basis, slapping away our dreams of soaring slam-dunks and crushing our ambitions of fluffy cloud naps. Evade rotational tyranny with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour saltwater floatation session at True REST Float Spa in Scottsdale (a $79 value).

True REST Float Spa relieves bodies of gravity’s constant tug by buoying bones on warm cushions of salinized water within cozy private suites. After a rinse in a private shower and a viewing of a five-minute introductory video, clients embark on their relaxation journey by slipping into the aqueous interior of a cavernous eggshell-like pod. One thousand two hundred pounds of salt harvested from the pretzel plains of northern Idaho saturate 10 inches of skin-temperature water to effortlessly support floating forms, helping mollify bodily and muscular stress. With adjustable lighting and music, surface-skimming silhouettes can immerse their edges in the euphoria of a sensory-suspended session or meditate along to soft melodies while cartwheeling across a cleared mental slate. Weary soul-sacks may find relief from chronic aches and insomnia as limbs succumb to space-like floating sensations and lungs absorb the airway-opening benefits of inhaled salt microns. The specially concocted salt solution can help improve skin conditions and blood circulation while decreasing lactic acid and shadow-detachment anxieties.

Suites include changing areas and private showers for post-pod assimilation back into the world of terra firma. An ADA-compliant REST suite and shower is also available. Clients may bring their own towel or rent an unshorn sheep from the spa for $3.