What You'll Get
Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $59, you get three rooms' worth of carpet cleaning, up to a total area of 450 square feet, from Tru-Kleen (a $120 value).
Tru-Kleen unleashes a fleet of amiable cleaning professionals, re-beautifying dingy berber. Filth fighters purge traces of muddy boots or indoor petting zoos during the course of a 60–90-minute purification fest, leaving commercial or residential abodes spic and span any day of the workweek. Dirt detectives venture up to 30 miles from Memphis gratis, but charge an additional flat $20 for houses or fortresses of solitude outside the city.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid for up to 450 sq. ft. Valid within 30mi of Memphis; $20 extra fee for services over 30mi. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.