Early exterminators experimented with judicial pest-control solutions, such as serving roaches with tiny eviction notices and suing silverfish on The People's Court. Declare martial law on household pests with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a spring initial-service treatment for homes up to 3,000 square feet from Truly Nolen (a $220 value), servicing homes within a 30-mile radius of North Attleboro. Groupon holders will also receive a discounted rate on future services if they elect to continue the Four Seasons Protection Plan.

Part of an Arizona-based chain of bug battlers, Truly Nolen harnesses more than 70 years of insect-control experience and the most advanced chemical solutions to eliminate a plethora of uninvited guests. On the day of your appointment, a professional debugger will zip to your abode in a signature yellow Mouse Car that runs exclusively on slices of cheddar cheese. Trained insect warriors will then wage war on household invaders, such as ants, cockroaches, spiders, rodents, and Jeff Goldblum–fly hybrids using the Four Seasons Protection Plan. This season-specific approach uses a series of eco-conscious sprays to minimize insect resistance over time without any adverse effects to your property or the family living within it. Treatments vary according to season, but in the spring, treatments are focused on home exteriors where insects live and are prone to procreate.