Before the invention of the inner tube, antiheroes such as Huckleberry Finn doggedly traveled waterways on soggy, oversized donuts. Keep your morning pastries dry and your river ride lazy with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a full day of river tubing from Tube Haus in Canyon Lake (up to a $15 value). Free parking and shuttle service for long floats is included.
Tube Haus provides a relaxing escape from the sweltering summer heat by offering two scenic tube floats down the majestic Guadalupe River. The Horseshoe Loop is a one-mile stretch of water shaped like everyone's favorite cereal marshmallow; tubers can drift lazily from one end to the other before taking a short walk to the entrance to begin it all again. Donut-floating philosophers in the midst of heated debates with determinist trout can remain in the river for another 1.5 miles of aquatic serenity before reaching the exit area, at which point a shuttle bus returns them safely to their base. Lonely canines rejoice in an adventure more exciting than a ham-embezzling mailman, as Tube Haus welcomes all seaworthy pooches. Alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages are allowed, and patrons may bring their own coolers or rent one for $8.
Though Tube Haus sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.