Much like bears, cars must be roused from their winter hibernation with care, lest they recklessly charge their undernourished bodies toward the nearest source of fatty motor oil. Nurse your auto slowly back to health with today's Groupon: for $28, you get a back-to-school car-care package at Tuffy Auto Service Center (a $75.98 value). This Groupon is valid at 20 locations in the Orlando area.

At Tuffy's, motor-vehicle caregivers spruce up patrons' horseless carriages and prepare them for a new season of dutiful service. After installing a new oil filter, auto artisans remove the old sludgy glop clogging the car's arterial system and replace it with up to five quarts of 5W-30 or 5W-20 conventional motor oil (a $31.99 value; diesel or synthetic oil costs extra). The staff will also rotate tires to prepare four-wheeled wonders for safe gliding (a $12 value) and perform an inspection to make sure air-conditioning systems are functioning properly to bring riders to the brink of coolness faster than Fonzie’s leather jacket ($9.99). Finally, a pair of fresh wiper blades (up to 22")—grown locally by organic-blade farmers—supplants worn-out window-rubbers ($22) and a specialist conducts an extensive 41-point maintenance inspection.