What You'll Get
Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $8, you get an adventure package including 18 holes of mini golf (up to an $8 value), a Sasquatch Express train ride (a $3.50 value), and gold panning (a $6 value) at Tug Boat Junction Adventure Park, located in Harrison Hot Springs (up to a $17.50 total value). This Groupon expires September 5.
Located in one of Sasquatch's supposed stomping grounds, Tug Boat Junction Adventure Park swathes families in adventure-themed fun on five gardened acres in the Fraser Valley. The 18-hole mini golf course winds through the gardened landscape, leading putters through a wilderness of waterfalls, caves, misting stations, and train trestles. After taming the wild golf terrain, adventurers hop the Sasquatch Express for an exciting ride through the "dark tunnel" and up-close view of the grounds frequented by resident raccoons, swallows, frogs, and even the occasional bear romping through the park's more than 300 varieties of plants. The park also offers plenteous photo and arm wrestling opportunities with the park's Sasquatch mascot, Harry. Gold panning also awaits visitors, providing one more chance to fill coffers or hollowed-out mattresses with millions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Park closes Labor Day weekend. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.