Not only are whitened teeth aesthetically pleasing, but they also prevent their owners from being accidentally trodden at black-light dance parties. Safely attend dimly lit soirees with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get an in-home Elite Whitening Package from Turbo-Brite (a $129 value). Groupon customers receive free shipping.
Turbo-Brite’s Elite whitening package quickly de-stains teeth with a specially formulated gel activated by powerful LED light. Customers can remove evidence of excessive coffee drinking or make-out sessions with a blueberry during the easy in-home process, which first invites patients to fit mouth trays to their teeth. Once trays are lined with gel and snugly secured to chompers, the provided whitening light blasts into mouths, seeking out discoloration and any suspicious shadows lurking under tongues. Turbo-Brite recommends letting the trays hug pearly-whites-to-be for up to 15 minutes to produce optimal results.