What You'll Get
After cataclysmic hair-gel debacles, speedboat excursions are the number-one cause for bad hair days. Sport a voluminous, lake-swept 'do with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a thrill ride with Turbo's Race Boat Rides, in Kissimmee (a $199 value). Turbo's Race Boat Rides only accepts riders 3 years of age and older.
Captain Turbo, a retired Navy seabee EO with 22 years of boating experience under his belt, takes adrenaline-seeking adventurers on a 20–30-minute adventure-giving ride. Aquacommuters receive the comforting squeeze of a life-vest hug as they zip across East Lake in a 29-foot Warlock bearing a 500-hp motor. The speedy vessel, which has been owned by three race teams prior to purring for Captain Turbo, has been commandeered to win multiple world and Pacific offshore championships. Like hanging onto an industrial fan at full speed, riding in a speeding boat lets the wind whip through your hair while your body plays the drums with epinephrine. The courageous captain permits up to five riders on board at a time for the heart-pounding expedition.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to availability and weather. Must be 3 or older. 5 passenger max. per boat. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.