The holidays are the time of year when families gather 'round the dinner table in lieu of their usual gatherings 'round the tire fire in the master bath. Make the most of this rare occasion with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a whole deep-fried turkey from TurkeezRus (a $69 value including tax). Georgia delivery is available for a $20 fee and out-of-state delivery varies by location; customers can also pick up their gobbler at the shop's Austell location.
TurkeezRus transforms its turkeys into deep-fried, 12–14 pound feasts, and each part of the bird can be customized with your choice of eight flavorful upgrades including peach bourbon and savory garlic. Since every fowl features two legs, two thighs, two breasts, and two wings, customers can pick and choose a total of 64 different poultry permutations for their next Christmas feast, New Year's party, or Arbor Day goat sacrifice. Stash a shot of Georgia peaches and genuine bourbon in the leg, just like Uncle Walt does with his wooden one, or fill both flappers with gourmet lemon-pepper marinade and stuff the other parts with butter curry. If turkeys bring back painful memories of an extremely jowly ex, use your Groupon instead on a honey praline ham ($37 with tax) or a Cajun deep-fried chicken ($17.50 with tax).