Turner Total Ground Transportation

Chicago

31 Ratings

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In a Nutshell

Helmed by professional drivers, posh Lincoln Town Cars with leather seats & tinted windows whisk up to three people to Midway or O'Hare

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must book 7-days in advance. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice required. Extra fee 25mi outside of O'hare or Midway. Not valid for city pick ups. Valid up to 3 people. $10 extra fee between 12AM-5AM. Extra fee on holidays. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Arriving to the airport on time is critical in order to navigate check-in lines and security stations with enough time left to supervise your pilot’s preflight geography quiz. Travel wisely with today’s Groupon from Turner Total Ground Transportation, servicing areas within 25 miles of O’Hare or Midway airports. This Groupon is not valid for city pickups. Choose between the following options:

  • For $36, you get a one-way trip to the airport in a Lincoln Town Car (a $75 value).
  • For $75, you get round-trip airport service in a Lincoln Town Car (a $150 value).<p>

Turner Total Ground Transportation’s professional chauffeurs whisk up to three passengers to O’Hare or Midway airport in the comfort of leather-cushioned Lincoln Town Cars. After a prompt pickup, travelers cozy up in the posh cabin and enjoy their own CDs, make undetected faces at passing semis through the car’s tinted windows, or thumb wrestle for the window seat as they make their way to the airport. During return trips, travelers make a quick call to the office once they’ve collected their baggage, signaling the swift driver to scoop them up for a comfortable postflight drive back to their destination.

Turner Total Ground Transportation

The sun glints off the hood the Lincoln Town Car and into my bloodshot eyes. It’s early and the atmosphere is thin on this planet.

I take one last drag and flick my cigarette onto the dead grass underfoot. The front door of the salmon-hued compound opens, revealing a paunchy creature with pale green legs, saggy bermuda shorts, and a tail that slinks through the dirt like an old garden hose, bulging in some parts and worn in others. He shouts and curses in a language I’ve never heard as he drags an enormous suitcase through the doorway. His metallic tunic, which drapes over his gut like the pregnant woman's gown in that Jan van Eyck painting, stops me for a moment. I try to remember the title. Something about a marriage…

As if on cue, a female specimen steps through the doorway behind him, wearing hot pants and massive black sunglasses that don’t fit her miniscule head. She buzzes like a fly and shouts at the man, the sound of her nasal voice snapping me out of my early morning stupor.

"Let me help you with that, ma'am," I croak, my southern manners returning despite my grogginess. She looks at me quizzically and barks again in that strange tone.

I sidle up beside her and take the oversize luggage from her hands and motion for them to slip inside. Then I run my finger along the soft leather. Can't help it sometimes. Reminds me of home.

"New Hawaii, eh?" I ask, glancing into the rearview mirror, knowing my words will fall on deaf ears.

They chatter away in their foreign tongue, but I press on.

“Never been myself,” I mumble, glancing upward at the dusty purple sky and the thin glass dome that arcs across it. I gasp instinctively, remembering that glass dome is the only thing keeping me alive on this godforsaken rock.

“I hear the sunsets can make a grown man cry.”

Customer Reviews

31 Ratings

On time and very friendly
George H. · January 5, 2013
Older vehicles, not always punctual, but great communication and very friendly.
Patrick W. · December 13, 2012
Bobby is a very nice owner who worked with me to fulfill my needs.
Stefan L. · December 13, 2012
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