Turner Total Ground Transportation

Chicago

31 Ratings

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$75 53% $40
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In a Nutshell

Helmed by professional drivers, posh Lincoln Town Cars with leather seats and tinted windows whisk up to three people to Midway or O'Hare

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jun 3, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required at least 7 days in advance; subject to availability. 48hr cancellation notice required. Valid in suburban area within 25mi of O'Hare or Midway; not valid for Chicago pick-ups. Extra $2 fee per mile outside 25mi service area. Extra $10 fee if used between 12AM-5AM. Extra $20 fee on holidays. Airport tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Arriving to the airport on time is critical to navigate check-in lines and security stations with enough time left to supervise your pilot’s preflight geography quiz. Travel wisely with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one-way transportation in a Lincoln Town Car to Midway or O’Hare for up to three passengers (a $75 value)
  • $69 for roundtrip transportation in a Lincoln Town Car to Midway or O’Hare for up to three passengers ($150 value)

A fourth passenger can be added for an extra $5.

Turner Total Ground Transportation

The sun glints off the hood the Lincoln Town Car and into my bloodshot eyes. It’s early and the atmosphere is thin on this planet.

I take one last drag and flick my cigarette onto the dead grass underfoot. The front door of the salmon-hued compound opens, revealing a paunchy creature with pale green legs, saggy bermuda shorts, and a tail that slinks through the dirt like an old garden hose, bulging in some parts and worn in others. He shouts and curses in a language I’ve never heard as he drags an enormous suitcase through the doorway. His metallic tunic, which drapes over his gut like the pregnant woman's gown in that Jan van Eyck painting, stops me for a moment. I try to remember the title. Something about a marriage…

As if on cue, a female specimen steps through the doorway behind him, wearing hot pants and massive black sunglasses that don’t fit her miniscule head. She buzzes like a fly and shouts at the man, the sound of her nasal voice snapping me out of my early morning stupor.

"Let me help you with that, ma'am," I croak, my southern manners returning despite my grogginess. She looks at me quizzically and barks again in that strange tone.

I sidle up beside her and take the oversize luggage from her hands and motion for them to slip inside. Then I run my finger along the soft leather. Can't help it sometimes. Reminds me of home.

"New Hawaii, eh?" I ask, glancing into the rearview mirror, knowing my words will fall on deaf ears.

They chatter away in their foreign tongue, but I press on.

“Never been myself,” I mumble, glancing upward at the dusty purple sky and the thin glass dome that arcs across it. I gasp instinctively, remembering that glass dome is the only thing keeping me alive on this godforsaken rock.

“I hear the sunsets can make a grown man cry.”

Customer Reviews

31 Ratings

On time and very friendly
George H. · January 5, 2013
Older vehicles, not always punctual, but great communication and very friendly.
Patrick W. · December 13, 2012
Bobby is a very nice owner who worked with me to fulfill my needs.
Stefan L. · December 13, 2012
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    Bessie Coleman Dr.

    Chicago, Illinois 60666

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