What You'll Get
It only takes a few parasites to ruin a backyard barbecue, as anyone who has seen a xenomorph burst from their cheeseburger can attest. Take care of the most common pest with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get up to one acre of barrier mosquito spray from Tuxedo Mosquito Control (a $135 value). Click here for valid service areas.
To put an end to the backyard's needle-nosed scourge, Tuxedo Mosquito Control’s technicians spritz properties with a pesticide derived from crushed chrysanthemum flowers, so that the dusting is only deadly to winged hemoglobin hunters and not kids, pets, or snowmen that stubbornly refuse to melt. Along with deterring mosquitoes for up to four weeks, the spray ousts more than 130 other types of irritating insects—leaving properties slap-free for barbecues, pool parties, and tiki-torch-wielding peasant mobs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid for up to 1 acre of land. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.