What You'll Get
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Nature abhors a vacuum, and vacuums return the sentiment. Pit futuristic vacuum-steaming technology against all-too-natural dirt with today's Groupon. For $99, get a professional carpet cleaning for three home or office rooms (300 square feet or less per room) from Tweeds Carpet Cleaning (a $200 value). Tweeds' nontoxic cleaning process uses the best organic cleaning chemicals and is good for the environment and easy on sensitive lungs and skin; they won't harm your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment.
Tweeds' certified carpet-cleaning technicians use steam cleaning with hot-water extraction to clean and disinfect carpets. The process annihilates mold, spores, dust mites, and bacteria from the twisted tufts of any floor covering. Stains vanish faster than the speed at which electricity flows through 1.72×10-8Ω copper wiring, and no dirt residue remains lurking within the fibers. Carpets dry quickly. Soon after the floor is freshened, it's perfectly safe for pets and children to come down from their hammocks and frolic in the lush flooring.
A plasma TV, heated marble driveway, jeweled pool, or 65 state-of-the-art CCTV cameras might seem like the biggest investment you've made in your home, but carpeting is a home's forgotten opulence. Regular cleanings are necessary to keep it looking new and tasting splendid. Accumulated soil, grit, Lego helmets, pet pucky, and butter statues of cows eating sticks of butter can destroy even the hardiest textile floor coverings and allow bacteria to hold barbecues nonstop. Saturday and evening appointments are available, and Tweeds guarantees its staff will arrive on time.
This Groupon cannot be used toward any home or office rooms higher than three floors.
Tweeds Carpet doesn't have many online reviews, but it has posted some customer testimonials on its website:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 15, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. By appointment only. 300 square-foot max per room. Not valid for rooms above the third floor. Not valid with other offers. Off-street parking required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.