Unlike secondhand clothes, secondhand fruit is useless thanks to an overabundance of juggle wounds. Enjoy secondhand products untainted by clowns with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of new and lightly used clothing and accessories at Twisted Label in Moultrie.
Perched conveniently in the picturesque downtown square, Twisted Label boasts a spirited hodgepodge of apparel and accoutrements, both unworn and previously draped across mod bods. The eclectic emporium outfits men, women, children, and expectant mothers with a myriad of popular brands, such as American Eagle, Ralph Lauren Polo, Converse, and Guess. Like a fashion-forward merry-go-round, attire rotates on a regular basis, though dapper dud discoverers can peruse pairs of adult shoes in various heel lengths and hues ($6 on average), women's shirts of the pullover or button-up variety ($7 on average), men's pants for formal and casual occasions ($7 on average), and children's and babies' garments ideal for backyard play dates and executive board meetings ($5 on average). Comfy maternity garb abounds, as does costume jewelry, such as statement necklaces or preposition earrings. Or flaunt a faux flower ring to confuse pollinating honeybees with its brightly baubled petals.