$8 for a DIY Pooch Washing at Two Brothers Self Service Dog Wash (Up to $22 Value)

Two Brothers Self Service Dog Wash

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What You'll Get

Without doggy baths, the common domestic canine would emit an incapacitating miasma of naturestink and leashrage, eviscerating the human race within a week. Save humanity with today's deal: for $8, you get a do-it-yourself dog wash (up to a $22 value) at Two Brothers Self Service Dog Wash in Virginia Beach.

Prices for self-grooming services depend on the size of your dog and coat thickness (starting at $10 for a tiny pooch with a short coat and climbing up to $22 for a huge, shaggy dog, as long as it is not actually a transmogrified mandog). Waist-high grooming tubs have an adjustable tub restraint to ensure your pooch and its rubber duckies remain still during bath time. You'll also be given a waterproof apron to protect against surprise shake-offs. Choose a favored aroma from the five two-in-one shampoo/conditioners, work up a furry lather, and feel free to utilize the ear, eye, and dental wipes. At this point, you might want to jump in the tub yourself for a quick scrub, but it's best to stave off wet dog smell by using the low-heat blow dryers, chamois cloth, and two towels that are provided. If there's a special tree that your dog has been eyeballing during walks, give him a little spray of designer doggy cologne or perfume for a quick confidence boost.

If your dog held all the master power in your relationship, you would currently be draped in silken robes, wearing a gold crown, and be gobbling grapes by way of paw. With today's Groupon, you can at least ensure your favorite canine is clean and comfortable with thorough self-service dog washing at Two Brothers. Whether your dog buried a bone in its fur or buried itself next to its bone, wash all yard dirt and stinky habits away. No appointment is needed; just drop in and soap up.

This Groupon is not valid toward extras such as flea shampoo, nail clipping, or the creme rinse conditioner.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Dec 23, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid for self service wash only. Not valid toward rewards program. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Two Brothers Self Service Dog Wash

Two Brothers Self Service Dog Wash

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