Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Steer clear of mechanical Billy the Kids with today's Groupon: for $16, you get all-day field access, rental equipment, and 200 paintballs (a $35 value) at Two Chicks Paintball in Virginia Dale.
Two Chicks Paintball pits potentially paint-splattered combatants against one another on one of northern Colorado’s largest paintball fields. Glide surreptitiously across a spread of eclectic terrain, popping out from behind boulders and thick forestry to fell opponents or distract them with yells of Henry Winkler sightings. Equipment includes unlimited CO2, mask and safety gear, plus a Tippmann Model 98 gun for rapid release of consolidated paint. Game play gets more intense as the number of players increase, so invite family and friends to join you.
Two Chicks Paintball
Straddling the border between Wyoming and Colorado, Two Chicks Paintball's unpredictable terrain throws obstacles and tactical diversions at players. Recreational soldiers carrying the field’s rented Tippmann markers can maneuver through the trees and hide in forested fields as they strategize attacks and retreats. They can take cover behind looming boulders, which protect from opponents' quick spray of paint and give shooters a chance to catch their breath or recite their favorite inspirational movie monologue to their team before advancing. At the range’s speed-ball field, players can engage in short stints of fast-paced warfare before retreating to the picnic area to refuel their stomachs. For those who arrive unequipped, all the accouterments are available for rent, including paintball guns, safety gear, supplies, and camouflage jumpsuits.