Isaac Newton discovered gravity when he was hit in the head by a falling apple, but only began to truly fear it when he noticed his sagging jowls in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with this Groupon.
$99 for One Year of Facial Treatments (a $1,400 value)
Valid services include microdermabrasion, dermaplaning, high-frequency and electrode facials, and galvanic-current face lifts. The deal may be used for a maximum of eight treatments, and clients must wait four to six weeks between sessions.
Two Drops of Beauty Medical Spa
The medical staff at Two Drops of Beauty beautifies bodies with technologically advanced, minimally invasive cosmetic procedures supervised by a medical doctor. Plastic-surgery nurses and certified laser technicians treat wrinkles and blemishes from various angles. Injectables encourage furrowed muscles to relax by blocking nerve impulses and serenading them with smoky blues saxophone licks. Fraxel laser resurfacing, chemical peels, and microdermabrasions supplemented with products from SkinMedica all stimulate collagen production in the face. Custom three-step weight-management programs include meal plans supplemented with vitamin injections, pills, and trips to the moon.