Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon: for $399, you get one 60-minute Laser360 Fraxelated Treatment at The Wild Strawberry Laser Clinic (up to a $1600 value).
The Wild Strawberry Laser Clinic's skilled technicians target fine lines, wrinkles, and other signs of aging on the face, neck, and chest during noninvasive Laser360 Fraxelated treatments for both men and women. After a consultation, a laser expert uses a trio of technologies attempt to render skin surfaces as youthful and ageless as Ponce de León's pet goldfish. During the one-hour treatment, intense light pulsates toward faces in an attempt to smooth out uneven skin tones and reduce broken blood vessels, and an Accent XL device gradually warms dermal and sub-dermal tissue to encourage the body's most outer layer to tighten. Finally, a precision laser creates thousands of microscopic perforations that can stimulate new collagen to grow and diminish fine lines and wrinkles as the treated area rejuvenates.
Refreshed faces emerge from the procedure with minimal downtime, and clients can tape mirrors to their coworkers' backs and view results as they begin to emerge over the 60 days following the treatment. The clinic suggests arriving 20 minutes early to have time to prepare for the treatment, and additional sessions may be required for best results.