What You'll Get
Paintball combines the philosophies from Sun Tzu’s The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock's autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with today’s Groupon to TxR Paintball. Choose from the following paintball packages:
- For $40, you get admission for two (a $100 total value).
- For $80, you get admission for four (a $200 total value).
- For $120, you get admission for six (a $300 total value).
- Each package includes the following for each person:
- Admission (a $22 value)
- Markers, N2 propellant tanks, and masks (an $18 value)
- 200 paintballs ($10)
Adrenaline-fueled shouts from games of fast-paced speed-ball waft across TxR’s 78 acres of fields and reach players stalking slowly through wooded areas. The semiautomatic cough of air-powered guns echoes through the ambling terrain of the tree-filled lot, inviting players to take the field and blend in against natural backdrops like a park ranger avoiding bath time. All-day air refills propel the spheres of colorful gelatin down barrels, and masks protect faces on the receiving end of the pellets. The course's staff requires all players to offer any opponents within 20 feet a chance to surrender in order to avoid stinging shots and close-range critiques of battle cries.
TxR Paintball is open Saturdays and Sundays from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Must be 10 or older. Packages are non-transferable. Valid only for field paint; no outside paint allowed. Extra $10 fee for upgrade to private group. Open Saturdays and Sundays from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About TxR Paintball
Paintballs whisper through the air, splattering against castle walls and trees on 12 distinct fields at TxR Paintball. Shouts from teammates drift among obstacles on courses simulating a submarine, a pipe-strewn oil field, a Western town, or a castle to castle field, and different game strategies encourage players to fire at one another, protect a V.I.P., capture a rival's flag, or protect their clothesline before a job interview. Each game is refereed by an official versed in the game's intricacies, keeping the sessions fair, safe, and friendly.
Outside of normal weekend play, the facility offers 8- and 26-hour scenario games, which submerges players in battles from famous movies or video games. Safely out of the range of the biodegradable projectiles, patrons at a fully stocked snack bar swap war stories or excuses for having a bag full of white flags.