Masterful duct-tape application and butter-knife tinkering can only get you so far when mending patio damage from exposure to the elements and misfired potato guns. Renew your home’s outdoor party platform with today’s side deal. For $100, you get a complete patio-deck restoration from Ugly Deck-Ling. Additional charges will be applied to decks larger than 144 square feet.
Ugly Deck-Ling has been infusing patios with a majestic, swanlike visage for more than seven years. The company's friendly contractors will expertly deep-scrub and pressure-wash any type of deck, even ones made from tricky timbers such as cedar, before applying mold treatment and sealing and staining the deck with a color of the customer’s choice.
A professional deck cleaning from Ugly Deck-Ling results in a pristine patio that stays well maintained and looking great for years to come—which can’t be replicated with a steamy Saturday of blasting away with the wise-cracking snake hose you borrowed from the Flintstones. Best of all, customers will save valuable time and effort that can be better spent on other home maintenance, such as greasing up fireman poles or patching up cartoon cat-shaped holes in the drywall.