According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $9, you get two executive car washes (an $18 value) at Ultimate Auto Wash. A family-owned and operated business, Ultimate Auto Wash lets the machines do the washing, people do the talking, and cars do the gleaming. Each executive car wash cleans every bolt and curve of sooty automobiles with a wheel blaster, undercarriage wash, two pass presoak, high-impact rinse, tri-color foaming wax, rain swirls treatment, spot free rinse, and contouring dry–all performed inside a touch-free automatic machine. While machines may rule the wash with a bubbly fist, people control the customer service with live, 24/7 phone support and an attendant on site most Saturdays and Sundays. After the sudsy assault on a car's grime badges, vehicles will emerge glistening like a freshly shucked oyster.