What You'll Get
Yellow teeth indicate an addiction to smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. I can't believe it's not toothpaste with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a whitening package at Ultimate Dental Studio in Port Orange (a $398 total value). The package includes:
- An oral exam (a $79 value)
- A chair-side teeth-whitening treatment (a $319 value)
Captained by Dr. Jeff Kim, Ultimate Dental Studio's team of gregarious specialists helps patients corral brighter tooth beams with chair-side whitening treatments. Sessions begin with a brief exam by Dr. Kim, who scours over oral harbors for any tooth-related problems or encroaching tonsil tentacles. Next, a trained technician outfits gums with a thin layer of protective coating before applying the whitening solution to open-armed teeth. Like any respectable staring contest, the whitening treatment lasts for 60 minutes, including a rinse and reapplication of the solution halfway through. As mouth-bones gain a whiter existence, patients will be free to enjoy one of the studio's spacious treatment rooms, where tranquil cloud murals, televisions, and windows overlooking habitats for squirrels with existential doubts pour amusing distractions into restless eyes.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT. CDT codes D0140, D9972
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Additional cost for take-home trays. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.