Due to the large number of ghosts they can hold, haunted houses are consistently scarier than cursed sleeping bags, possessed lean-tos, and ectoplasmic studio apartments. Visit a properly poltergeisted home with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get a VIP pass to three terrifying attractions (a $28 value), plus a commemorative photo (a $10 value), at Ultimate Terrors in Warr Acres. This Groupon is valid any Sunday through Thursday until October 28th. Check the schedule for Ultimate Terrors’ exact hours and dates.
Ultimate Terrors is the sprawling, aptly named abode of the storied Skull family, as well as the area's prime destination for professionally administered Halloween thrills. Unlike generic VIP passes, which are only good for complimentary escargot-encrusted monocles, this VIP pass gains fast access to the park’s three central attractions. VIPs can enter each exhibit before others via the Speed Pass line, a sanctioned short cut that does not violate any federal cuts, butts, or coconuts ordinances. Start the happily horrific ordeal in one of Oklahoma’s largest haunted houses—the 18-room 4,000-square-foot Skull Manor––and meet its undead, perpetually behind-in-rent tenants. Next, visit Code Blue, a haunted hospital whose 16 rooms showcase ghoulish inpatients and predictably foul-smelling cafeteria fare. Finally, the realm of 3-D Chaos inspires last-minute self-reflection after victims get lost in its maze-like twists, turns, and inherently evil shrubbery. Those who make it through the dark triptych alive will receive a commemorative photo.
Visitors to Ultimate Terrors often leave giddily terrified, similar to a small circle of friends who have seen Tom Selleck without his mustache. Ideal for first daters seeking clammily romantic handholding sessions or best friends who enjoy sharing cold-knuckled adrenaline rushes, Ultimate Terrors offers suitably macabre amusement for just about any Halloween enthusiast.
Not recommended for children under 12. Not valid for people with heart conditions or pregnancy.
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Central Oklahoma City
5537 NW Expy.
Warr Acres, Oklahoma 73132Get Directions