What You'll Get
Wall mounts keep TVs out of reach of household pets who could chew on the wires and infants who order hundreds of dollars' worth of Teletubbies on Pay-Per-View. Protect your set with today's Groupon: for $150, you get a flat-screen TV wall installation from UltraModern Technologies, Inc. (a $300 value), located in Marietta. This Groupon is valid in all of metro Atlanta.
UltraModern Technologies artfully suspends plasma screens from residence walls, carefully calibrating each TV's height and distance from couches to create a comfortable viewing angle before mounting. Most wires will be tucked out of sight inside the wall, although the power cord dangles free so it can plug into a nearby socket. (If no socket is close enough, the technician will install one for an extra fee.) Finally, up to three A/V components will be connected, which could include a cable box, DVD player, or a makeshift TIVO made out of a toaster oven and chewing gum. Once TVs are installed, residents will be left in peace to flip through channels and count the pores on Matt Lauer's cheeks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only within metro Atlanta. TV mount not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.