Healthy living, like catching a really fast pig, requires balance, discipline, and a lack of grease. Move toward a healthier existence with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of deli fare, supplements, and groceries at Umeke Market’s two Honolulu locations.
Umeke Market combines a deli teeming with toothsome reinterpretations of local dishes with a natural market supplying organic greens, health supplements, and eco-friendly household items. Championing locally sourced ingredients with their menu of eats, deli masters hoist Mother Earth's fist in the air as they dispense dishes such as the Umeke market burger, which blankets local grass-fed beef, all-natural turkey, buffalo, or portabella mushroom in accoutrements including maui onion, sprouts, and organic ketchup ($8.95). Alternatively, smoothie selections such as the kale blend namesake leaves, banana, and honey into waves of quaffable nourishment ($3.95). The grocery lines shelves with organic greens, natural foods, and premium supplements that may boost energy, alleviate stress, and activate latent telekinetic powers.
Groupon buyers also receive a discount on Umeke's anti-aging package comprised of Amino Complete and Synthovial Seven ($88.75, regularly $106.90). Concocted from liquid collagen, Amino Complete supports joint health, aids weight loss, and enriches hair, nails, and skin. Synthovial Seven supports eye and skin health and, when taken in tandem with Amino Complete, may increase joint lubrication, flexibility, and the reflexes needed to qualify for the Olympic speed-reading team.