If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature's logic with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of sushi and Japanese fare at Umi Sushi.

Umi Sushi crafts a menu of artistic plates sown with fresh mouthfuls of sushi and other Japanese specialties for lunch and dinner diners. Appetite archaeologists unearth flavors sifting through spoonfuls of miso soup ($1.95 a cup) before clearing out edamame sarcophagi ($2.75). Made-to-order hand and cut rolls occupy the mitts of clumsy chopstick wielders with fresh wraps such as the scallop-and-cucumber-filled Rock & Roll ($7.50) or the benz hand roll, featuring tempura shrimp, crab, cream cheese, asparagus, cucumber, and avocado with soy paper ($7.95). A variety of specialty rolls feed fish lovers, such as the 009 Roll ($12.50), which seduces taste buds with shrimp, crab, asparagus, cucumber, avocado, and tamago, before breaking their taste bud hearts to serve Queen and country.

Reviews

Nineteen Yelpers and Yahoo! Locals give Umi Sushi a four-star average, and five Citysearchers give the restaurant an average of five stars:

• Umi is close by, which always makes for connivence [sic], but we like to continue to go because it's good! – Robb B., Yelp, 3/11/09
• The sushi here is also fresh and has great flavor. There's a great variety of special rolls too you can enjoy. Everyone is so friendly here and they provide excellent service – Paul n Eunie C., Yelp, 4/9/10