Though gluing berries and twigs to your clothes may help you blend in with woodsy environs, it also requires an inhuman amount of self-control as you watch a bear eat his meal off your chest. Disguise yourself in less tempting trappings with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 of camouflage overwraps from Uncle Buck's Camo.
Uncle Buck's Camo's online outpost purveys adhesive vinyl overwraps printed in photorealistic camouflage from brands such as Realtree, Mossy Oak, and Digital Military. Removable and permanent overwraps are available in individual sheets or in utility-tape form for a customizable camouflage of coffee cups, water bottles, mobile phones, or the office's most coveted stapler ($0.99–$82.99). An accent kit ($86.99) outfits larger vehicles in concealing stripes, and ATV riders can avoid detection with a full wrap ($94.49). Shoppers can drape vehicle windows in small-perf window film ($52.99 each), which lends a cloak of invisibility to hunters and those being hunted by sentient red-light cameras. Today's Groupon can also be used toward full disguises for sizable conveyances, such as jeeps ($669.99) and boats ($303.99).