A thoughtful greeting card can cheer up a sick friend or make your pet brine shrimp feel appreciated on its only birthday. Snail mail a smile with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of quirky greeting cards from Uncooked.
Uncooked lends its fun, irreverent approach to life to a plethora of singular and snarky cards designed to commemorate myriad occasions. Alert preferred companions that they're on your mind with a thinking of you card ($3.25 each), say "miss you" ($3.25 each) to your imaginary friend stuck in years of pretend traffic, or silently shout "you're welcome" with a pack of six witty thank-you note responses ($10).
Electronic mail enthusiasts can postmark salutations to their recipient's cyber mail bins with a wide range of animated cards. Send them once ($.99 each) or intermittently on randomly selected calendar dates with a one-year membership ($8.99), which grants unrestrained access to the cache of spirited, rhythmically hypnotizing images, as well as to the three to four monthly additions that uninhibitedly introduce themselves to the site's database.
Cards can be shipped throughout the world, excluding carrier pigeon mailrooms and deep-sea P.O. boxes. Check out the Uncooked blog for more comically unorthodox insights.