Though doodling on your arm with a Sharpie may have shocked the conformist masses of middle school, it'll take more to stun the grown-up bourgeois. Today's Groupon reaffirms your coolness every time you pass through a metal detector: for $20, you get a piercing of your choice from Underground Art on Young Avenue, up to a $65 value. This deal includes the cost of the piercing jewelry and the necessary aftercare.
Memphis's premier body-art studio and its resident Piercinator, Eva Brewer, can equip any body with jewelry that's virtually impossible to steal on crowded trains. Make naval gazing far more rewarding with a bellylicious piercing ($45) or imply a punky Spockepticism with an eyebrow blingabator ($40 for one). If you've always wanted a beauty mark, solidify your appearance at Cindy Crawford–look-alike contests with a sparkling Monroe piercing ($50). Usurp the elasticity of corporate Silly Putty with an earlobe stretching ($10) or make all your public speeches silver-tongued with a tongue studding ($60). Once pierced, this Groupon treats you to aftercare, which includes written instructions on how to take care of your new bling, special mouthwash for oral piercings, and a bottle of gentle soap to cleanse new piercings regardless of corporeal location.
With your new piercings, you'll not only experience wonderful new sensations in the presence of high-powered magnets, you'll finally have a viable conversation starter with the robots often spotted at after-work parties. A piercing transforms every ho-hum quotidian day into a joyous Christmas morning, where bulbs hang from your ears, lights flash in your nostrils, and presents hang on your well-trimmed eye branches.
You must be 18 to be pierced or 16 with a guardian. This deal does not apply to microdermals or piercings below the waist.
- Fantastic tattoo and piercing shop…Hands down, the best shop around. Super clean, friendly, great prices, phenomenal work. – mashup1979, Citysearch
Cooper Young Community Association
2287 Young Ave.
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