What You'll Get
Though doodling on your arm with a Sharpie may have shocked the conformist masses of middle school, it'll take more to stun the grown-up bourgeois. Today's Groupon reaffirms your coolness every time you pass through a metal detector: for $20, you get a piercing of your choice from Underground Art on Young Avenue, up to a $65 value. This deal includes the cost of the piercing jewelry and the necessary aftercare.
Memphis's premier body-art studio and its resident Piercinator, Eva Brewer, can equip any body with jewelry that's virtually impossible to steal on crowded trains. Make naval gazing far more rewarding with a bellylicious piercing ($45) or imply a punky Spockepticism with an eyebrow blingabator ($40 for one). If you've always wanted a beauty mark, solidify your appearance at Cindy Crawford–look-alike contests with a sparkling Monroe piercing ($50). Usurp the elasticity of corporate Silly Putty with an earlobe stretching ($10) or make all your public speeches silver-tongued with a tongue studding ($60). Once pierced, this Groupon treats you to aftercare, which includes written instructions on how to take care of your new bling, special mouthwash for oral piercings, and a bottle of gentle soap to cleanse new piercings regardless of corporeal location.
With your new piercings, you'll not only experience wonderful new sensations in the presence of high-powered magnets, you'll finally have a viable conversation starter with the robots often spotted at after-work parties. A piercing transforms every ho-hum quotidian day into a joyous Christmas morning, where bulbs hang from your ears, lights flash in your nostrils, and presents hang on your well-trimmed eye branches.
You must be 18 to be pierced or 16 with a guardian. This deal does not apply to microdermals or piercings below the waist.
- Fantastic tattoo and piercing shop…Hands down, the best shop around. Super clean, friendly, great prices, phenomenal work. – mashup1979, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 21, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must be at least 16. Must be accompanied by guardian if under 18. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.