What You'll Get
Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a 15-minute food-allergy test and consultation at Unilab Express (up to a $249 value). This deal is valid at the North Miami Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Downtown Miami, and Hialeah locations.
The certified clinical laboratories in the Unilab Express network employ sophisticated testing technologies to quickly pinpoint and expose immune-system reactions to everyday substances. During the quick, 15-minute visit, a qualified technician draws a blood sample and monitors any abnormal reactions the sample may have to more than 100 allergens in 46 common food groups, including animals, vegetables, play-doh, and minerals. Medical professionals at each location can provide assistance in interpreting the test’s results, which are completely confidential, ensuring each patient's data remains between them, their physicians, and the lab. Like a lunch date with the president, tests do not require a formal appointment, though patients should call ahead before their visit.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Additional $20 charge for medical waste disposal may apply. Services are non-transferable. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
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