Like your unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. Today’s Groupon will rid you of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert: for $7, you get your choice of an eyebrow and lip threading or waxing at Unique Arch Salon (a $15 value). Dedicated to banishing unwanted bristles from bodies and facial terrains, the aestheticians at Unique Arch groom clients within the relaxing confines of their brand-new brightly colored salon. Streamline strands above both lip and lid by way of eyebrow threading—an ancient method that naturally and safely removes hair without pain or irritation. By twisting and rolling thread along the skin's surface, hairs are elevated from the follicles one at a time, leaving the surrounding skin smoother than Sade’s silk-suited elevator operator. The technique also can result in finer hair regrowth and is ideal for patients with sensitive skin or those applying acne medication. People who prefer the honey-glazed warmth of traditional waxing treatments can enlist one of Unique Arch's aestheticians to shape their eye awnings into elegant arcs or create hair-free upper lips for faster bear-claw consumption.

In addition to its expertise in follicular evictions, Unique Arch boasts a convenient downtown State Street location with free two-hour street parking, resulting in stress-free hair removal of even the most unruly head caterpillars. Walk-ins are welcome.