What You'll Get
Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today's Groupon to Unique Auto Trenz. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get one standard oil-change package with a new oil filter and 75-point inspection (a $29.95 value).
- For $39, you get three standard oil-change packages with a new oil filter and 75-point inspection (an $89.85 value).
Unique Auto Trenz's ASE-certified technicians up-keep rides, refreshing sullied engines with a dose of brand-new oil and executing thorough safety inspections. In 20 minutes, master mechanics quench engines' thirst with fresh standard oil—or synthetic oil for an extra charge—to prevent excessive friction, which can damage sensitive pistons through metal-on-metal scraping and cause unresolved feuds about whose turn it is to wash the dishes. Once newly lubricated pistons are merrily pumping, motor medics install a clean filter and give the car a thorough examination. The 75-point inspection ensures that each car part is pulling its weight, from the brakes to the hood-mounted slingshots.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts for 1-oil change option. Limit 2/person for 3-oil changes option. Limit 1/visit. Limit 1/vehicle. Valid only for option purchased. Addl charge for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.