Unmowed lawns often conceal unknown dangers, with tall grass providing a hiding place for self-aware croquet mallets, kiddie pools filled with quicksand, and the zoo's escaped cheetah. Take a machete to suburban jungles with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get four residential lawn mowing services (a $45 value per visit) from Unique Landscape (a $180 total value).

Unique Landscape's mower manipulators reshape unruly turf into groomed grasslands. Keep overgrown plots in check with four weeks of visits, as groundskeepers deliver a mechanized cut that requires less time than using a reel mower and fewer tin cans than hiring a goat. Though today's Groupon covers yards in Wichita’s metro area and Andover, homeowners outside of this specified travel zone can schedule services for an additional charge.