Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon to Unique Therapies. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get a body-wrap package including salt glow and hot-oil hair treatment (an $80 value).
• For $15, you get an ionic detox foot bath (a $35 value).

The aestheticians at Unique Therapies wield natural products to swathe clients in relaxing spa services. The body wrap envelops customers in one of several fragrant layers of honey, herbs, rose clay, or chocolate. After clients select a $60 option from the menu, the spa alchemist completes the de-stressing body burrito with swaddling of spa sheets and blankets designed to exhume toxins and purge pores of impurities and memories of recent pies in the face. While clients are wrapped up, a seasoned professional massages warm oil into the scalp and exfoliates skin with a salt glow sea-salt scrub. For needy feet, Unique Therapies’ ionic foot bath therapy soaks hooves in warm water within a hydro-galvanic device that draws out impurities from pedal pores and encourages showier kicks next Can-Can season.