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June 14, 2013
What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $900, you get nine Zerona body-contouring treatments at UniqueU Medical Weight Loss and Wellness, located on Red Bank Road (an $1,800 value).
The staff of doctors, licensed nurse practitioners, and medical assistants at UniqueU Medical helps eradicate bodies of excess inches through nonsurgical Zerona contouring procedures. After a pre-treatment consultation, an experienced technician places low-level lasers inches from the targeted area of the body––which can include the waistline, hips, thighs, buttocks, and more. As clients lie for 20 minutes on their backs and then on their stomachs, the Zerona lasers painlessly shrink fat cells under the skin like wool leotards when exposed to sunlight. Clients take two supplements and follow a detoxification diet during their sessions, resulting in an average loss of 2.1 inches from the waist, 2 inches from the thighs, and 2 inches from the bra line over a two-week span. The noninvasive procedure requires little to no downtime, so svelte bodies can quickly return to normal activities such as slipping under closed doors.
The Fine Print
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About UniqueU Medical Weight Loss
For Cincinnati native Daniel L. Buchanan, DC, the inspiration to help others lose weight came not from classrooms but from discussions with patients. After watching patients' ups and downs, the staff developed the UniqueU program, a medically structured system that fosters weight reduction within clients without sacrificing safety.