What You'll Get
Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour therapeutic or deep-tissue massage at UniqueLink Life Coaching (a $60 value).
UniqueLink Life Coaching's seasoned massage therapists instigate a mass exodus of stresses and pains during 60 minutes of therapeutic or deep-tissue kneading. Gentle hands glissade, thrust, and electric boogaloo over the body's terrain, using circular motions designed to bolster bodily circulation and weed out stresses that beleaguer backs more acutely than porcupine-lined ponchos. Alternatively, therapists utilize intense pressure during deep-tissue massages to make their way into the sinewy depths, working to unwind tense knots and free musculature from the bondage of long-standing aches. Patrons may upgrade to a 90-minute massage for an additional $15, due at the time of service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.